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»BUTTHOLE SURF THEME SONG«
I was walkin' down around Venice way
 Los Angeles
 Oh big California
 A man came up to me
 About 40, gay
 I say
 »Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH«
 BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
 I was ridin' wave
 around Malibu beach
 A guy came up to me
 He was lookin' like a leech
 He said »Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?«
 I say "Motherfucker...ifyoureach..
 I don't know what I'm goin' to do"
 BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
 
 I was ridin' my cruiser in West Hollywood
 A girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good...
 I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should
 She left me there where I stood
 BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
 
 HEY BUTT
 WHAT THE FUCK
 WE ALL LIKE YOU
 'CAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT
 
 
 
 
 
 
 These lyrics are exactly as they appear on the lyric sheet included in the »Rat Music for Rat People (Vol. 2)«. I'm not sure if these are the correct lyrics, but I would agree that they are quite accurate.
 
 
 
 
 
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