chorus wrote on May 8th 2000, 00:04:51 about
China
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I think I'll move to China
but it will probably rain
Something about the mountains
Might explain it all
| Amount of texts to »China« | 28, and there are 28 texts (100.00%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
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| First text | on May 8th 2000, 00:04:51 wrote chorus about China |
| Latest text | on Aug 1st 2021, 23:41:29 wrote Bürgerfried about China |
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elfboi wrote on Dec 17th 2002, 20:52:03 about
China
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(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Zabuda wrote on Jul 10th 2004, 00:49:39 about
China
Rating: 7 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyI still don't remember where that sould be, but in China they have those strange mountains; green and so steep that no one should ever be able to climb upon them. Saw them in my geography book in 9th grade, and ever since that moment I´m keen on getting there.
the old pirate wrote on Mar 7th 2001, 22:30:36 about
China
Rating: 5 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyAstronauts report that the Great Wall of China is not visible from space. Sorry, people.
taylor wrote on Sep 2nd 2003, 05:50:27 about
China
Rating: 3 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyi would like to visit although i think it is my responsibility to learn the language where i am visiting. i can't see how a westerner as stubborn as me could learn an eastern language though.
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