| Amount of texts to »brain« | 77, and there are 75 texts (97.40%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 182 Characters |
| Average Rating | 2.792 points, 7 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 15th 2000, 16:37:02 wrote Babylon 69 about brain |
| Latest text | on Aug 11th 2025, 10:28:30 wrote Gerhard about brain |
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on Dec 11th 2011, 01:46:09 wrote
on Sep 17th 2005, 12:15:39 wrote
on Aug 11th 2007, 21:58:46 wrote |
I used to know a guy named Brain. They made a mistake at the hospital just after he was born and typed »Brain« instead of »Brian.« You'd think something like that would really mess someone up, but Brain loved his name – wore it like a feather in his hat.
I washed my brain last night and now I can't do a thing with it.
Sometimes I think my brain is it's own entity.
I tell it to do something for me and it's like a kid – sticks its tongue out at me and does nothing.
And then sometimes, I'd be just sitting there, doing nothing in particular and all of a sudden my brain starts jumping up and down yelling at me that it found the answer to a question I never asked it to solve.
Most of the time we get along real well.
Right now, we don't.
Brain, please do what you're told.
The brain sits there, in a tank of bubbling nutrients, apparently just... thinking.
Brains on this planet are groupings of tangled neurons, intermixed with nutrition structures to keep the brain awake and running for a reasonable period of time. If you are lucky your brain has connections which allow it to work reasonably well.
Then you sleep and get to try again tomorrow.
THERE´S NOTHING RIGHT IN MY LEFT BRAIN,AND THERE´S NOTHING LEFT IN MY RIGHT BRAIN
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