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on May 25th 2000, 03:05:11 wrote rahelab
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on Jan 22nd 2008, 16:33:38 wrote steffi
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on Jan 22nd 2008, 16:33:38 wrote steffi about chickens
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Texts to »Chickens«
Morbo wrote on Jun 28th 2001, 03:14:48 about
chickens
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My friend lives in the basement apartment of two chicken raising lesbians. One of the chickens slowly developed the features of a Rooster. After research and an e-mail to one of the leading Poulty scientists of America, they learned their chicken's gender transgression had been caused by an ovarian cyst.
The chicken in question was consequently dubbed »Chooster,« as an allusion to the animal's non-gender-identifying status.
D wrote on Aug 22nd 2001, 21:07:34 about
chickens
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The Pimp Chicken collective was at hand, and we awed at His Highnesses Rinestone Glory. Beside him were other Traits Incarnate: The Monkey of Judgement, swingin' from a worm hole by his tail, his arms folded, looking down on us earthlings, judging who was a cat and who was not... The Sly Dog of Stealth, mangey from late-night bars and one-night stands, playing Cupid for all the hipsters in the world. And many, many more. All in league with the Pimp Chicken, all determining that thing, that thing that drives our generation, and the youths of the past, and the youths to be....
Peridot wrote on Sep 9th 2000, 05:32:11 about
chickens
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my aunt said when the world is coming to it's end, she will have tended chickens. And she'll go through the streets screaming »I've got the Chickens!« (of course, she'd have eggs and stuff like that too.)
richard wrote on Jun 11th 2002, 23:00:10 about
chickens
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it was early. chickens were in the street. a detective was at the door, oh my. i crawled to the window one thousand stories old. looking out, i saw specks of tiny color moving this way and that in apparent abandonment. here and ther were forest animals raising hell with a minister from the palace. a wedding was in progress. no plains or mountains couls be seen. a beautiful blond playing i've lost mu pussy entered and just as abruptly left the green-gold pulsating chamber. a blue rat as big as alaska floated by on a raft and i began to disappear.
rahelab wrote on May 25th 2000, 03:05:11 about
chickens
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Connect chickens to writing through their feathers which were once used to make quills.
the old pirate wrote on Mar 12th 2001, 23:08:17 about
chickens
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Another shazam fact to amaze your friends: Some dinosaurs were smaller than chickens.
D wrote on Apr 13th 2001, 20:53:55 about
chickens
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We decided one night that we do indeed believe in the Pimp Chicken... there he is, up in the sky, stretched out across the universe like fog over the Mississippi, and here we are, milling around like ants at his feet, and we wish upon the stars that are the rhinestones on his jacket, and fruitlessly try to control the destiny he has already predetermined for us in his all-jazz infinite hip-jive.
P-nut wrote on Nov 11th 2003, 18:29:07 about
chickens
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Chickens drift around with no souls. She says I will not eat chicken, they have souls. Tell that to Tyson.
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watching
Created on May 26th 2002, 22:19:11 by Sarah, contains 13 texts
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armed
Created on Apr 25th 2000, 14:59:00 by PikeWake, contains 15 texts
Endless
Created on May 27th 2002, 02:25:50 by Achiasa, contains 12 texts
zipper
Created on Oct 26th 2002, 23:40:47 by shortie, contains 2 texts
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schnittfest
Created on Apr 10th 2005, 09:28:23 by mcnep, contains 7 texts
Magerquark
Created on Sep 22nd 2001, 10:19:57 by Prolet, contains 13 texts
vorhautverengung
Created on Jan 21st 1999, 17:45:53 by Gerd, contains 92 texts
Concorde
Created on Aug 16th 2000, 15:04:16 by Lumpi, contains 17 texts
Vergeudung
Created on Sep 30th 2003, 18:02:04 by mcnep, contains 11 texts
Hobby
Created on Oct 14th 1999, 22:25:53 by Liamara, contains 61 texts
Fleischtee
Created on Dec 24th 2006, 12:06:03 by mcnep, contains 6 texts
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