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1.982 points, 14 Not rated texts |
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on Apr 24th 2000, 20:54:59 wrote genericus the unlabled
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on Oct 29th 2015, 11:11:17 wrote carolyn stewart
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on Jun 14th 2001, 16:00:47 wrote HaroldShipman,M.D. about dead
on Jun 14th 2001, 15:58:36 wrote HaroldShipman,M.D. about dead
on Jun 14th 2001, 15:58:03 wrote HaroldShipman,M.D. about dead
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A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens wrote on Dec 7th 2004, 10:52:58 about
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Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was his sole executor, his sole administrator, his sole assign, his sole residuary legatee, his sole friend, and sole mourner. And even Scrooge was not so dreadfully cut up by the sad event, but that he was an excellent man of business on the very day of the funeral, and solemnised it with an undoubted bargain.
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daniel wrote on May 4th 2000, 10:04:05 about
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All the seamonkeys started out dead. They lay in small pools of water collected on the kitchen floor. Gradually, a few of them began to kick and squirm. Then more came to life, and more, until almost all of them flopped about on the tile. In a burst of motion the water that they now swam in heaved together into a liquid blob, shot up off of the floor, and formed a solid glass container wrapped in telephone cord on the counter top. »Mom be careful!« a child's voice pleaded.
A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens wrote on Dec 7th 2004, 10:42:42 about
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Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
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citron vert wrote on Mar 29th 2001, 22:50:31 about
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I had accumulated 31 rating points over a few days.
But the next time I logged on, the points were gone. As was my name.
My text screen was dead.
C'est la vie.
ike wrote on May 20th 2000, 01:02:52 about
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...............
Owner: »Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue ... what's, uh ... what's wrong with it?«
Customer: »I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!«
Owner: »No, no, 'e's uh ... he's resting.«
Customer: »Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.«
Owner: »No, no he's not dead, he's he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, innit, ay? Beautiful plumage!«
Customer: »The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.«
Owner: »Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!«
...........and so on
excerpted from some transcript of Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch.
whocares wrote on Nov 29th 2000, 14:54:34 about
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the Grateful Dead are off the road forever
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alight
Created on Jul 14th 2000, 18:56:39 by KD, contains 5 texts
ribbon
Created on Apr 30th 2004, 15:37:04 by agnes, contains 6 texts
suicide
Created on Feb 10th 2002, 01:46:51 by Gaddhafi, contains 21 texts
clear
Created on Apr 30th 2002, 07:21:22 by Lolina, contains 5 texts
tell
Created on Jul 25th 2004, 00:19:52 by The Old Curiosity Shop by Charles Dickens, contains 6 texts
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Some random keywords in the german Blaster |
Aesculapstab
Created on Dec 9th 2001, 03:14:40 by Erzmantelwaldläufer, contains 21 texts
Mein-Luftkissenfahrzeug-ist-voller-Aale
Created on May 30th 2005, 23:43:25 by fool, contains 12 texts
strenggenommen
Created on Mar 8th 2002, 11:34:43 by mcnep, contains 9 texts
Fraueneis
Created on Oct 5th 2002, 13:57:47 by ideenjaeger, contains 11 texts
Lorenz
Created on Jul 22nd 2001, 19:29:59 by Leopold, contains 28 texts
die-Brüste-machen-lassen
Created on Feb 24th 2009, 14:18:54 by mcnep, contains 7 texts
Untotensonntag
Created on Nov 30th 2011, 20:55:00 by tootsie, contains 4 texts
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