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ike wrote on Jul 16th 2000, 09:31:06 about
elephant
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Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
Crea wrote on Jun 30th 2000, 22:18:42 about
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Which ant is the biggest one?
The Eleph-Ant!!!
Snow wrote on Apr 4th 2003, 10:44:33 about
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Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:00:46 about
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
wauz wrote on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:40:00 about
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I want to become the elephant of a china shop.
cracker wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:57:18 about
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How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
Stand it on a leaf and wait ´til autumn.
Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:28:08 about
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
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Kant
Created on Nov 19th 2000, 20:56:18 by bigsecret@hushmail.com, contains 12 texts
dimension
Created on Jul 1st 2002, 05:54:54 by modig, contains 7 texts
Pantheism
Created on Apr 10th 2000, 00:17:42 by Dr. Know, contains 24 texts
Ambiguon
Created on Jun 13th 2002, 18:50:51 by Seamus MacNemi, contains 3 texts
fail
Created on Apr 18th 2000, 03:37:57 by pazuzuzu, contains 14 texts
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Earthdawn
Created on Jun 16th 2001, 17:04:51 by Nils the Dark Elf, contains 7 texts
Paderborn
Created on Apr 19th 2003, 23:58:15 by Toby, contains 22 texts
Möglichkeit
Created on Mar 15th 2000, 10:46:32 by joachim, contains 123 texts
Alleröd
Created on Feb 8th 2016, 23:05:06 by Pankar, contains 8 texts
Grundstellung
Created on Jun 16th 2020, 15:22:12 by Rosi, contains 7 texts
aneinanderlehnen
Created on Sep 27th 2014, 19:51:46 by Schmidt, contains 3 texts
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