Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:00:46 about
elephant
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
| Amount of texts to »elephant« | 49, and there are 46 texts (93.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
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| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 wrote Groggy groove about elephant |
| Latest text | on Sep 28th 2006, 21:08:52 wrote moty about elephant |
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Crea wrote on Jun 30th 2000, 22:18:42 about
elephant
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ike wrote on Jul 16th 2000, 09:31:06 about
elephant
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Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
wauz wrote on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:40:00 about
elephant
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Snow wrote on Apr 4th 2003, 10:44:33 about
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Rating: 8 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyElephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:59:17 about
elephant
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Why are there so many elephants running around in the jungle?
Tarzans fridge is not large enough to hold them all.
somewhen wrote on Sep 10th 2000, 21:21:29 about
elephant
Rating: 1 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyHe asked what a if we knew what a dude was. I said, »isn't that a hair on an elephant's butt?« Everyone laughed, but I seriously remember hearing that is what a dude was. But maybe I was thinking of a dork, which is a whale's penis. I wonder if I was correct.
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