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Snow wrote on Apr 4th 2003, 10:44:33 about
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Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
Crea wrote on Jun 30th 2000, 22:18:42 about
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Which ant is the biggest one?
The Eleph-Ant!!!
wauz wrote on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:40:00 about
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I want to become the elephant of a china shop.
Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:00:46 about
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
Groggy groove wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 about
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Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
ike wrote on Jul 16th 2000, 09:31:06 about
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Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:28:08 about
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
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Christian
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Gummipuppe
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Gesichtsverwehungen
Created on Aug 24th 2004, 00:26:47 by mcnep, contains 5 texts
Existenzangst
Created on Jul 7th 2002, 03:27:07 by CroMagnon, contains 60 texts
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