| Amount of texts to »face« | 43, and there are 36 texts (83.72%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 101 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.047 points, 5 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 13:16:31 wrote glad-to-see-you about face |
| Latest text | on Aug 5th 2008, 10:30:35 wrote kallop about face |
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on Aug 5th 2008, 10:30:35 wrote
on Apr 4th 2008, 21:57:15 wrote
on Feb 12th 2003, 07:39:24 wrote |
My face was on a milk carton once – I wandered off as a child and they couldn't find me – I am too young to remember how they found me – but eventually they did.
My family doesn't talk about it much.
Maybe I shouldn't be writing this.
But I have now...
so
submit
Let's face it, that box below is pretty empty if you write nothing down there.
it's amazing – how you make your face just like a wall
how you take your heart and turn it off
oh no. no no no no no.
do not look at my face.
you see, it was never even there.
I was so ugly as a child that my mother diapered my face. She took me everywhere just so she wouldn't have to kiss me goodbye. I didn't just get hit with the ugly stick – the whole flippin' tree fell on me from 20,000 feet. I wasn't even allowed to enter the Ugly Man Contest at the state fair. No professionals, they said.
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