Amount of texts to »wife« 113, and there are 88 texts (77.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 130 Characters
Average Rating -1.487 points, 0 Not rated texts
First text on Jul 27th 2000, 17:50:08 wrote
Groggy groove about wife
Latest text on Oct 10th 2021, 01:58:10 wrote
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Texts to »Wife«

Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 21:55:38 about

wife

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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.

agnes wrote on Apr 30th 2004, 15:58:31 about

wife

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It's hard for me to imagine myself as a wife someday. I think it was easier for my mother to imagine her future that way.

harry wrote on Nov 13th 2000, 20:35:31 about

wife

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I led three lives – I mean I had three wives. Actually the meaning is the same if you think about it. I have no contact with the one in the middle. The first one died recently, but I have a reasonably good relationship with wife number three to this day.

wigbomb wrote on Oct 21st 2001, 08:54:30 about

wife

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The seventeen time loser prays for a wife with delicate hands. Frequently more absurd submissions float.

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