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It was general question time on the »Top of the World« quiz show and the host first asked the Hungarian contestant: 
»Complete this line of a song and spell your answer  Old MacDonald had a ....«
 The Hungarian answered quickly: »Station  S T A T I O N.«
 Next it was the Polish contestant who was asked the same question: »Old MacDonald had a ....«
 »Ranch,« was the reply, »R A N C H.«
 Finally the Irishman was asked the same question:
 »Old MacDonald had a....«
 »Farm,« the Irishman proudly stated.
 »Correct,« said the host. »Now spell the word farm.«
 The Irishman thought for a moment. »E I E I O.«
 
 
 
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