_neuronus catawampus_
in benevolent mood
when near a thousand thoughts
have been exchanged
and millions are still lurking
for their opportunity,
a sudden smell of purple residue
like whilom smilom hogwash
leads you far astray;
the counterpart, surprised,
reacts accordingly
- you really feel deranged!
although some wholesome houghmagandy
could heal the deal with some appeal,
another naughty notion
pulls the trigger
of even more absurdity
a second time:
in amphibious shapelessness,
monster /amorphous/ crawls up your back,
entwines your spine up to the neck
and renders you all covered up
in bluish slime
- a six-eyed alien snail.
however hard you try
you're shivering to no avail!
aweful as living in the 'burbs
is the embarrassment
of sweet forgetfulness
when you're about to win the night
and lose your word instead;
but what could ever be as bad
as the discovery
your lovely lass
turns out to be a lad!?
[[
all you creeps suffering from the
'political correctness' syndrome:
i give a shit !
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