Amount of texts to »cow« 32, and there are 30 texts (93.75%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 240 Characters
Average Rating 1.125 points, 3 Not rated texts
First text on Apr 10th 2000, 18:36:19 wrote
Dragan about cow
Latest text on Nov 19th 2006, 02:00:59 wrote
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Ryan wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 19:08:38 about

cow

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So we were driving down to Washington DC over spring break to visit our friend Scott, who was doing an internship down there. We saw a cow or five hundred on the way, but I didn't think much of those black and white beasts till now. Do you think a cow could survive in the wild, if humans went extinct tomorrow? It's a retorical question, and the answer is no! So, do I worry when I eat a cow burger or drink milk? No. Without my kind, there wouldn't be any cow anywhere.

filch wrote on Apr 12th 2000, 22:51:35 about

cow

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Oksona begins eating soon after she falls asleep. She begins chewing. Every so often a swallow then more chews. We've just made love so I'm left wide awake. I like this time. She falls asleep right away leaving me some time finally after a long day where i can think. I like to be alone like this. The lightening strikes light up the room showing her lips pursed before she swallows again in the dark. More often than not i don't really think at this time. Just sort of be. Watch the night move on. Listen to the freeway outside the window. Watch for the shadows of cats as they go about their nocturnal missives. Partly out of humor, partly interest, I lean over to ask her what she's eating. Sometimes she answers. Sometimes I even understand her. Last night I was lucky, when I asked her she replied clear as day. »PieThat just tickles me. Sometimes I feel really left out and lonely. When we were first married I felt an obligation to make love to her every night and this vacant space afterward with her chewing away beside me. I’d debate myself till dawn came on the merits of satisfying her versus getting some sleep myself. Seems I can't ever seem to sleep after sex. Don't know why, just can't. And sex just isn't as important to me as it is to her. She talks about the spiritual union we achieve, the religious intensity of it when it's good. To me it's an itch to be scratched. An itch that takes a lot of energy to scratch. Leaves me exhausted most the time. But strangely, wide awake.

Silberfinger wrote on Dec 30th 2000, 23:19:31 about

cow

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Two cows are grazing on their farmers field next to each other. Says one cow, »Hey, what do you think about mad cow disease?« Replies the other, »Why the hell would I care? I'm a tractor.«

Zayn wrote on May 27th 2002, 05:20:15 about

cow

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I don't know but that I've never seen a purple cow.

Dragan wrote on Apr 10th 2000, 18:36:19 about

cow

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The cow is an animal that sythesizes grass and water into milk.

Groggy groove wrote on Apr 10th 2000, 21:45:53 about

cow

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on Apr 10th 2000, 18:36:19, Dragan wrote the following about
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The cow is an animal that sythesizes grass and water into milk.

A horse standing nearby perked up and lifted its head as a sign of interest: »Is your new job a permanency or merely temporary?«

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