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Picking Your Nose  do we all do it? 
 
 Now I'm sure that we all know how one goes about
 picking their nose, so we can skip the step-by-step
 instructions.
 
 We've all caught someone at sometime picking their
 nose.  Some try to do it in secret.  Others do it openly
 without embarrassment.  Maybe even you have been
 caught in the act.
 
 Nose-picking is one disgusting habit and is certainly not
 socially acceptable.  So, are these people normal?
 
 One would guess that this is not the type of thing
 researched at our institutions of higher learning.
 
 Guess again.
 
 Believe it or not, there was a study on nose-picking
 published in February of 1995 in the Journal of
 Psychiatry.  Yes, you read it right  college professors
 being paid the big bucks to find out who picks their
 nose.
 
 Of course, scientists must give everyday things
 complicated scientific names.  Nose-picking is a term
 for us common folk.  Nose-picking should really be
 referred to as rhinotillexomania (rhino=nose,
 tillexis=habit of picking at something, mania=obsession
 with something).  So, the next time that you see a
 person picking their nose, tell them that they are a
 rhinotillexomaniac.
 
 The researchers prepared their "Rhinotillexomania
 Questionnaire" and randomly mailed it to 1000
 residents in Dane County, Wisconsin.  Each survey
 included a cover letter that stated "The University of
 Wisconsin is conducting a survey of a common but
 understudied habit scientifically known as
 'rhinotillexomania'.  Its common name is nose-picking."
 
 Even better, the letter actually defined what
 nose-picking is: "Insertion of a finger (or other object)
 into the nose with the intention of removing dried nasal
 secretions."  I'll bet that you already knew that.
 
 Can you imagine getting this survey in the mail?  Even
 with the University's seal on the stationary, one would
 have to wonder whether this was a joke or not.
 
 Now for the results (assuming that they are reliable):
 
 Of the 1000 surveys mailed out, only 254 were
 completed and returned to the researchers.
 
 8.7% claim that they have never picked their
 nose.  (In other words, they are liars or they can't
 remember doing it as a kid.)
 91% stated that they had picked their nose in the
 past and were still actively practicing this habit.
 Yet, only 49.2% of the respondents actually
 thought that nose-picking was common in adults.
 9.2% rate their pickin' as »more than average.«
 25.6% actually pick their noses daily, 22.3% do
 it 2 to 5 times each day, and three people
 admitted to doing it at least hourly.
 55.5% spent 1-5 minutes, 23.5% spent 5-15
 minutes, and 0.8% (2 people) spent 15-30
 minutes each day cleaning their nostrils.  One
 lone soul claims to devote over 2 hours each day
 to this ritual (I'm not a doctor and I can tell you
 that this guy definitely has rhinotillexomania).
 18% reported nosebleeds, while 0.8% claimed
 perforation of the nasal septum from their
 nose-picking.
 82.8% had picked their noses to "unclog the
 nasal passages", 66.4% had done it to relieve
 discomfort or itchiness, 35.7% to avoid the
 unsightly appearance of a booger hanging from
 their nose, 34.0% for personal hygiene, and
 17.2% picked out of habit.  2.1% (five people)
 claimed to pick solely for enjoyment.  To no
 one's surprise, one perverted person picked
 his/her nose for »sexual stimulation.«
 65.1% use their index finger, 20.2% use their
 pinky, and 16.4% use their thumb (must have
 BIG nostrils to fit a thumb in) as their instrument
 of choice.
 Most people (90.3%) disposed of the goop in a
 tissue or a handkerchief, while 28.6% used the
 floor, and 7.6% stuck it to the furniture.
 8% of the respondents actually ate the end
 product.  In case you are thinking of trying this
 delicacy, the study claims that the pickings are
 quite tasty (salty).
 
 So, what have we learned from this groundbreaking
 study?
 
 First, we now have positive proof that picking one's
 nose is almost a universally practiced custom, although
 most won't admit to it.
 
 Second, boogers apparently taste good, although I can
 guarantee to you that I will never do the taste testing to
 find out.
 
 And, lastly, when researchers are devoting money and
 time to studying the picking habits of the United States,
 it comes as no surprise that we can't find a cure for
 cancer or HIV.
 
 
 
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